Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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