Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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