So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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