Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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