Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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