season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
