With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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