party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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