i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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