Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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