Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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