a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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