So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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