that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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