and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
