If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
