i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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