I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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