know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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