did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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