I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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