I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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