He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Let's paint friendship bongs
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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