What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
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