GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Randomize
