Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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