I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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