on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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