ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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