And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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