FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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