it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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