Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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