We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
foreskin is a definite game changer
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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