How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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