How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Randomize
