idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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