And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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