I love black thongs
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I could fuck to npr.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Randomize
