Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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