question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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