I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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