Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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