I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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