I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
Randomize
