Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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