We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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