on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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