She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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