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Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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