I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
