she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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