I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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