and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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