I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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