I accidentally had phone sex last night
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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