just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Randomize
