Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
They have beer where we have blood.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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